January 2012
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Rama just reminded me of that time my hometown’s Mayor went to a Cher concert instead of dealing with a raw sewage problem. “The raw sewage on your front lawn capital of America.”
Jan 19th
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“About 500 make serious money and the top 20 make close to $1 million a year and...”
– John Seabrook on the people who make YouTube videos and partner with the site for advertising revenue. (via nprfreshair) Soooooo, all that time I spend watching a particular, very popular segment of youtube has been preparing me for this story?
Jan 13th
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Just set my alarm for 7:30 a.m. ON A SATURDAY. I HATE EVERYTHING.
Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Let's play Ancient Greek Punishment! →
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
“Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying....”
– Tim Gunn (via Fashionista) Tim Gunn is a national treasure. (via oakcity) Is size 10/11 really plus size?? (via iamlittlei)
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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“Did you guys know that when someone yells, “Play Freebird” at you,...”
– Someone’s mind was just blown.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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My New Year's Resolutions
nicepants: thetrifler: Have at least one meaningful encounter with a rat in the subway get a haircut (per tradition) stay out of prison Mine: Get down to my birth weight Memorize these lyrics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4 Wear false eyelashes at least four times Mine: Yell less.
Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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“SECOND, I’M PATHOLOGICALLY LAZY. I have a form of attention deficit disorder. I...”
– Jonathan Ames - The Mess I’m In - NYTimes.com (via iameryka)
Dec 29th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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NOW it’s Christmas!!! (Horatio Sans is looking good!)
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Whaaaa?
I just called the local pizza joint. ‘Cause the fridge is bare and we’re leaving town on Friday, that’s why. When I said I’d be paying with VISA, the dude said they don’t take credit cards! But they do take cash and CHECKS and that I can included my tip on the check! What?
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Dec 1st
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November 2011
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“I’m really scared for my generation, you know. The thing that scares me most is...”
– Drake. (via commedesfuckdwn) HAHAHAHAHA. HA. HAHA (via juliefredrickson)
Nov 10th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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October 2011
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Oct 30th
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Oct 26th
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“Of course, funny videos and adorable hand-sewn ikat pillows aren’t the only kind...”
– Noreen Malone, The Kids are Actually Sort of Alright
Oct 26th
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Oct 22nd
We took some Austrians out to dinner and, like good Europeans, they were amazed by the size of the portions. The soda is so big! There is so much food! Typical.
Oct 21st
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A stop on an American Roadtrip
Oct 21st
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davidcho: doree: Britney Spears’ “Till the World Ends,” from the new Pop-Up Video. The first third of this is pretty hilarious. Then it gets less hilarious, but more informative! I enjoyed this! All Things Britney for All Things Joanna.
Oct 1st
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