February 2012
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 3rd
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“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”
– Albert Camus  (via bourbonandpearls)
Feb 2nd
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XLVI
I just got an email saying that Leonardo DiCaprio is staying across the street from my cousin’s law office. That’s what this weekend is all about, right? Sighting celebrities who wouldn’t otherwise set foot in the Midwest?
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
15 posts
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WatchWatch
Rama just reminded me of that time my hometown’s Mayor went to a Cher concert instead of dealing with a raw sewage problem. “The raw sewage on your front lawn capital of America.”
Jan 19th
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“About 500 make serious money and the top 20 make close to $1 million a year and...”
– John Seabrook on the people who make YouTube videos and partner with the site for advertising revenue. (via nprfreshair) Soooooo, all that time I spend watching a particular, very popular segment of youtube has been preparing me for this story?
Jan 13th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Just set my alarm for 7:30 a.m. ON A SATURDAY. I HATE EVERYTHING.
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Let's play Ancient Greek Punishment! →
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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“Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying....”
– Tim Gunn (via Fashionista) Tim Gunn is a national treasure. (via oakcity) Is size 10/11 really plus size?? (via iamlittlei)
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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“Did you guys know that when someone yells, “Play Freebird” at you,...”
– Someone’s mind was just blown.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
18 posts
My New Year's Resolutions
nicepants: thetrifler: Have at least one meaningful encounter with a rat in the subway get a haircut (per tradition) stay out of prison Mine: Get down to my birth weight Memorize these lyrics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4 Wear false eyelashes at least four times Mine: Yell less.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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“SECOND, I’M PATHOLOGICALLY LAZY. I have a form of attention deficit disorder. I...”
– Jonathan Ames - The Mess I’m In - NYTimes.com (via iameryka)
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
Dec 20th
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WatchWatch
NOW it’s Christmas!!! (Horatio Sans is looking good!)
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Whaaaa?
I just called the local pizza joint. ‘Cause the fridge is bare and we’re leaving town on Friday, that’s why. When I said I’d be paying with VISA, the dude said they don’t take credit cards! But they do take cash and CHECKS and that I can included my tip on the check! What?
Dec 14th
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
November 2011
9 posts
Nov 25th
Nov 20th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 16th
Nov 11th
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“I’m really scared for my generation, you know. The thing that scares me most is...”
– Drake. (via commedesfuckdwn) HAHAHAHAHA. HA. HAHA (via juliefredrickson)
Nov 10th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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October 2011
8 posts
Oct 30th
Oct 26th
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“Of course, funny videos and adorable hand-sewn ikat pillows aren’t the only kind...”
– Noreen Malone, The Kids are Actually Sort of Alright
Oct 26th