December 2007
10 posts
Hooligans
It is 3 am. I just got a call from the fucking sheriff’s department. My sister is in custody for STEALING CHRISTMAS LAWN ORNAMENTS including multiple baby Jesuses (Jesi?). They stole from at least 7 different houses. If all of the items are unable to be returned they will be arrested. For stealing Jesus! I asked her why they did this. She said: “Because we were bored. There was...
“Only one thing in the world could’ve dragged me away from the soft glow of...”
– I’m watching A Christmas Story right now as part of the 24 hour marathon. I’ve caught pieces of it 3 or 4 times so far but haven’t made it all the way through. I’m so tempted to quote every little line of brilliance!
