December 2011
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My New Year's Resolutions
nicepants: thetrifler: Have at least one meaningful encounter with a rat in the subway get a haircut (per tradition) stay out of prison Mine: Get down to my birth weight Memorize these lyrics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4 Wear false eyelashes at least four times Mine: Yell less.
Dec 31st
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“SECOND, I’M PATHOLOGICALLY LAZY. I have a form of attention deficit disorder. I...”
– Jonathan Ames - The Mess I’m In - NYTimes.com (via iameryka)
Dec 29th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Whaaaa?
I just called the local pizza joint. ‘Cause the fridge is bare and we’re leaving town on Friday, that’s why. When I said I’d be paying with VISA, the dude said they don’t take credit cards! But they do take cash and CHECKS and that I can included my tip on the check! What?
Dec 14th
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Dec 2nd